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怪談(🍲)25周(zhōu )年(📅)を迎え(🏞)た稲川(🐏)淳(chún )二(🗒)の最(zuì(🤺) )高傑作がここに！！

Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.

Kyle Braddock has spent the last decade moving witnesses over the border to Mexico and has always avoided confrontation or suspicion until now. Not only has he been framed for kidnapping but there's a malevolent and unrelenting figure on his trail and he is falling in love with his latest passenger, who has a dark secret that completely goes against all of his moral beliefs. Now he must protect the first person he has cared about in over ten years, discover who he is as a man and outrun a mysterious killer who is more akin to a force of nature, with an ever increasing path of human collateral in his wake.

特(tè )工尼科洛·华莱士(shì )（Troy N. Ashford 饰）是(📣)一(yī )位(🗃)为政府(🐖)工作的(📟)刺(cì )客(🧟)，专门刺(🍌)(cì )杀人(🚺)尽(jìn )皆知，臭名(míng )昭著的恐怖分子。本已(yǐ )打算金(jīn )盆(🌥)吸收(shō(👛)u )的尼科(🍕)洛在(zà(♎)i )压力下(🎭)决定执(♍)行最(zuì(🚀) )后一(yī(🔋) )次，也(yě )是最致(zhì )命的一次刺(cì )杀行动，杀(shā )死(🆑)残害他(🌥)的(de )家乡(🏦)格(gé )鲁(🥠)吉亚(yà(👞) )的疯子(⛩)。当两个(〽)联邦卧(⏭)(wò )底被杀后，华莱士(shì )的师傅(fù )，李大师（弗雷德·威(🐖)(wēi )廉森(🈯) Fred Williamson 饰）和(🥪)(hé )他的(🔈)孪(luán )生(🈁)兄弟尼(🔃)希(xī )米(🍙)（Troy N. Ashford 饰）也卷入了(le )纷争。尼科(kē )洛身边(biān )的人都卷入(rù(🧒) )了这场(🗺)致命游(🛸)戏，这也(📗)(yě )将揭(✌)露(lù )他(🍗)可怕(pà(🆙) )的过去(👋)......

唐明(míng )，就像很多屌丝故(gù )事里(lǐ )的男主(zhǔ )角一样(yà(🔳)ng )，从小到(🔜)大(dà )遇(🆓)到的异(🎣)性(xìng )都(🛐)是女神(💩)级(jí )的(📣)，在(zài )经历了(le )一堆奇怪的事情后，唐(táng )明把人生的(de )不幸(🆚)归(guī )结(🚼)于自(zì(🕍) )己从小(🚙)到大发(😳)着的相(🈯)同(tóng )的(🎐)梦，一次(cì )解梦的(de )经历中，卷入了一场警匪追逐(zhú )事业(🗡)，负责(zé(💋) )这次 逮(🚠)(dǎi )捕案(📄)的是女(👽)(nǚ )主角(🛳)白古清(🎪)，为了(le )彻(🆘)查(chá )本案潜(qián )伏在牛(niú )氏集团的目(mù )标嫌疑人，失业(🦎)已(yǐ )久(🕜)的(de )唐明(🏯)前(qián )往(♟)牛市(shì(⛩) )集团工(🍖)作，公交(🧜)车站偶(ǒu )遇女神白古(gǔ )清，却(què )遭小人(rén )整蛊给女神(🗄)留下坏(🧦)印象(xià(🚤)ng )，人生的(🎟)拐(guǎi )角(🧐)点，喜剧(👅)的(de )相遇(🎵)却触发了悲惨的前(qián )尘往事：唐(táng )明是唐(táng )三藏的(🈁)转世，白(🙊)骨精正(🔲)是白古(🥩)(gǔ )清的(🥛)前生，两(⛑)人的(de )关(⏩)系因堕(➕)落(luò )凡间的唐三藏而更(gèng )加亲(qīn )密，前(qián )世种下(xià )的(💩)缘分在(🎿)两(liǎng )人(🏼)之间悄(🔳)然开花(😢)。为对(duì(🚙) )抗牛总(📺)(zǒng )的邪恶(è )势力，唐明(míng )和唐三藏师徒开始策划(huá )周(📅)密的(de )营(🏛)救工(gō(🚆)ng )作，最后(🌽)，究竟是(🔤)邪不(bú(😨) )能胜正(🖲)？

一(yī )场矛盾(dùn )重重的(de )斗羊大赛，一次心机四(sì )伏的(⚫)厨艺比(🥝)(bǐ )拼，到(🍺)(dào )底由(🍏)谁来决(💃)定黑山(🏴)羊的命(🐚)运？

一(🔟)场错判，三年冤(yuān )狱，改变了(le )几个年轻人的命运(yùn )，村里(👱)近来(lá(❄)i )接连发(🤥)(fā )生多(➖)件令人(📊)(rén )匪夷(🏵)所思的(🌯)事件。村里(lǐ )有个年(nián )轻人叫(jiào )喜旺，自称(chēng )能看见亡(😡)者灵魂(🈯)，二丫(yā(💥) )请他帮(🤨)(bāng )自己(🌫)驱(qū )鬼(🍦)，由此喜(🔁)旺、李队与(yǔ )所谓的鬼魂(hún )之间展(zhǎn )开了一(yī )场智(🐏)慧的较(🈯)量。