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圣(📴)(shèng )诞(〽)节，米格兰(lán )一家(🎋)发现全(quán )家已被(🤖)(bèi )神(📹)秘的金属物(🌈)质(zhì(🔈) )包围，但究竟(✊)(jìng )是(🎫)什么，工业事(✌)故？(😂)恐(kǒng )怖袭击(jī )？(🐓)核战争？在电视(🍳)(shì )机上出现了“进(🍍)(jìn )一步的(de )指示”，他(🤸)们按照电视机的(💛)指示，展开了(le )血腥(🦄)的(de )屠杀…
不管这(🖌)导演嗑了(le )什么很(👾)(hěn )纯的，全部都要(🐊)给(gě(🧟)i )你来一点！在(🙅)澳洲(🎌)这座(zuò )曾经(💓)被(bè(💲)i )称作「无主(🏳)之地(👌)」（Terra Nullius）的大陆(lù(🔃) )，历史(shǐ )以前所未(🍙)见(jià(🌌)n )的观点(diǎn )重(🛍)新诠(🐁)释：当《疯狂(👸)麦(mà(🐟)i )斯》末(mò )日场(🕘)景成(⏱)为难民拘留地(dì(🎞) )，食人(rén )羊成为反(😘)殖(zhí )民叛乱(luàn )份(🅾)子，《沙漠妖(yāo )姬》与(🌅)(yǔ )电视剧(jù )《请喜(🐳)欢我》有了跨时空(💆)的酷儿对(duì )话…(📹)…本片以(yǐ )近似(🤲)DJ取样混音之(zhī )拼(➰)贴手(👺)(shǒu )法，打(dǎ )开(🎊)了虚(🚵)构与(yǔ )史实(🏮)间的(🤾)神秘黑洞，大(📰)(dà )量(📶)援引(yǐn )电影名(mí(🤣)ng )场景与历史典故(😾)(gù )，穿(🔸)越(yuè )时空与(🎓)(yǔ )各(🈹)种语境，重写(🐅)、改(💴)写、乱写，全(🕤)(quán )面(📮)毁坏(huài )观众的(de )三(🚒)观！这是一部政治(🚕)复(fù )仇预言(yán )，杂(🍘)揉讽刺(cì )喜剧、(🔝)生态恐怖与公路(🎓)(lù )电影类(lèi )型，写(👿)(xiě )下澳洲国族神(📻)话从未被纪录的(🏇)史诗(shī )篇章。
“假如(😻)(rú )音(🍶)乐是爱情的(🐻)食(shí(💖) )粮，请(qǐng )继续(🌠)演(yǎ(👾)n )奏吧！”以(yǐ )配(🚳)乐著(🥈)称并为莎士比亚(🙆)(yà )爱情喜(xǐ )剧《爱(🚡)(ài )的(🏜)徒劳》及《爱(à(👅)i )的胜(🍒)利(lì )》（即(jí(🐭) )《无事(📕)生非(fēi )》）注(🔨)(zhù )入(😥)无限活力的超(chā(🐆)o )人气导(dǎo )演克里(🚮)(lǐ )斯托弗•拉斯(🚝)康贝（Christopher Luscombe）携创作(🌴)(zuò )团队重返埃(ā(🙎)i )文河畔(pàn )斯特拉(🧡)福德的皇(huáng )家莎(🥡)士(shì )比亚剧(jù )团(🍒)，执导莎翁另一部(🐂)滑稽(🙁)又心酸的(de )单(🔁)相思(📵)(sī )爱情故(gù(📢) )事：(🏄)
Joy Holbrook is an intuitive market researcher in DC who has captured the attention of the account's CEO and is about to get a sweet promotion, just in time for the holidays. She receives an urgent phone call from home and she rushes back to Crystal Falls, NC to help her Aunt recover from surgery and is reunited with her former crush, Ben. To keep her Aunt focused on healing, Joy volunteers to take Ruby's place with the town's legendary baking competition, the "Cookie Crawl," much to the amusement of Ben who knows Joy has absolutely no idea of the Herculean task before her. Though Joy initially refuses Ben's attempts to "co-captain," she begins to soften and let him in, all the while remembering that there truly is no place like home.
On a trek to find the world's rarest tree, Dylan and his friends descend into harsh ravines and canyons. As the wilderness closes in on them they come face to face with hard truths about friendship, unrequited love, and the consequences of letting go of the past.
一位被誉为(🤲)(wéi )“神(🥕)龙(lóng )大仙”的少年(🍏)龙九(jiǔ )郎，自上次(🌆)他求(🏔)雨成功(gōng )后(💚)镇上(🔯)(shàng )的民众(zhò(🗣)ng )深信(😈)他拥有法力(🕧)(lì )，把(🙊)他(tā )视为神(shén )灵(🔌)。眼看旱(hàn )季又到(💪)(dào )，龙九郎却心神(🛑)(shén )不宁， 原来他(tā(🖊) )根本不会什么法术，上(shàng )次求雨(yǔ(🔜) )成功完全就(jiù )是(😍)靠运(yùn )气。他决定(🆑)连夜(yè )逃跑，却被(🕥)村(cū(🕯)n )民发现狂追(🕵)。在悬(❎)崖边，龙九郎(🍍)被(bè(🏝)i )村民包(bāo )围(🤾)，突(tū(🚓) )然一道黑影出现(💮)(xiàn )在他面(miàn )前，是(📒)(shì )一(😀)个三十多(duō(💋) )岁的(🗾)男人，还未做(📪)出反(🔆)(fǎn )应男子(zǐ(😟) )抓住(🕟)了(le )龙九郎的胳膊(🥏)，只见两(liǎng )道 黑影(🍚)(yǐng )从人群中极(jí(💦) )速闪过(guò )，两人消(🚧)失的无(wú )影无踪(zōng )。
故事(shì )讲述桃(🎉)花村里的杀马特(🥏)(tè )男青年(nián )刘辈(🏞)意外发(fā )现自己(🥂)(jǐ )的(⭕)侄子单身汉(🙀)刘(liú(🧀) )协暴毙(bì )于(🚼)家中(📉)(zhōng ),并对于他(🥦)的死(😇)产生了很大怀疑(📶)。此(cǐ )时村子(zǐ )里(💂)面也(👆)(yě )来了一位(⏬)不速(🎿)之(zhī )客,他就(🕙)(jiù )是(🚘)地产(chǎn )开发(🌹)商曹(⏰)猛(měng )德，他向各位(👆)乡亲提出(chū )高价(🧥)收(shōu )购土地(dì )的(🔞)提议。村长董(dǒng )灼(🏫)则煽(shān )风点火(huǒ )，鼓动大家(jiā )将土(🏬)地(dì )卖给曹猛德(🕷),并且(qiě )能够从(có(👹)ng )此变为(wéi )城里人(🗝)。刘辈(👰)一向反感(gǎ(📗)n )董灼(🤸),对(duì )于董、(💱)曹的(🍽)(de )提议心(xīn )存(😱)怀疑(🕙)，而他对(duì )于侄子(🛹)(zǐ )的死更(gèng )是耿(🌹)耿于(🦒)怀。于是刘辈(⛓)带着(🙎)好兄弟(dì )、(📺)同为(👋)(wéi )杀马特(tè(👻) )青年(📶)的关语、张(zhāng )非(😓),开始(shǐ )了对于(yú(🥐) )曹猛德和董灼的(⬇)调查,并最终发现(🦆)了(le )曹、董(dǒng )二人(❇)克(kè )扣拆迁款并(🔄)且谋(móu )杀刘协(xié(🏷) )的犯罪(zuì )行为,也(🥪)为全(quán )村的百姓(🐎)维护(🌟)了自己的(de )权(🤦)益。
1995年(💀)，Jonas是(shì )个躲在(👤)柜中(🔫)的14岁男孩，他(🔨)对英(⛩)(yīng )俊潇洒的同(tó(🆒)ng )学Nathan一见(jiàn )钟情，尤(😯)其对(🎩)Nathan桀(jié )骜不驯(〰)(xùn )的(💍)一面(miàn )又爱(💞)又怕(🐗)。18年后，三十而(🛬)立的(🍩)(de )Jonas已是风流倜(tì )傥(🐋)的熟(shú )男，却仍在(♏)寻找(zhǎo )人生平(pí(🍱)ng )衡点，因为挥之不(💹)去的回忆阴影，他(🚁)回到(dào )睽违已(yǐ(📣) )久的家(jiā )乡，试图(🤽)在每个(gè )记忆角(🤶)(jiǎo )落，寻(xún )找早已(📑)失去(qù )的线索、(🌋)14岁的(🚥)自己，以(yǐ )及(🥢)他曾(🐸)(céng )经爱过(guò(😢) )的那(🛅)个男孩…
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