30岁的屌丝青年李(♋&#
30岁的屌丝青年李(♋)星(💾)辰遭遇(🈳)感情(qíng )伤害(🎺)后(hòu )整(⬜)日花(huā(📲) )天酒地(dì )，靠着(zhe )自己(👶)口才和(❔)坑蒙拐骗开了一间(🦄)星座的(🔣)咨询室，生意一般，但(😘)自(♑)由(yóu )自在无(wú )拘无束(shù(📘) )的(🕥)生活(huó(🚏) )着。
Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.
A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”.
In a story told from two different perspectives, Will Bird recounts the events which led to him being in a coma, while his niece Annie recounts her attempt to help to revive him from his coma.
老刑(xíng )警顾老九(🖤)接受上(🍶)级命令，带领文楠和(🚳)方小米(🤭)开办无忧事务所掩(🏖)护(hù )身(🍮)份，追查假(jiǎ )钞案件(🚂)(jiàn )。无忧(yōu )事务所表面帮助(📇)客(🍑)户排忧(🚯)解难，解决生活琐(🤬)事(💌)，实则伺(😢)机接近假(jiǎ(🌷) )钞案件(🎺)(jiàn )中心(🚄)的(de )万家。万家对(duì )警(🐶)方戒备(🌖)心很强，由于万董事(🥣)长卧床(🚽)不起，引发了一系列(💯)争(💹)夺家(jiā )产的风(fēng )波，万(wà(🥧)n )家(🖋)继承(ché(⛸)ng )人相继(jì )身亡，整个(💴)公司都(🏵)变得人心惶惶。无忧(🎖)事务所(💈)成员逐步渗透，发现(🎣)万家(jiā(🤢) )每个人(rén )都有着(zhe )不(👫)为人(rén )知的秘(mì )密。危机再(📽)次(📂)升级，协(🐹)助警方的无忧事(✂)务(🕒)所和万(🛍)家犯罪团伙(🔹)的正(zhè(📵)ng )面较量(✨)(liàng )一触即(jí )发……(➡)
一名男(📟)(nán )子不滿一樁冤獄(📬)案件的(🐕)發生，私自綁架審判(🐔)該(⛪)案的法官，將其囚(qiú )禁於(🖖)地(😊)(dì )下室(🛋)，並錄影(yǐng )開直播(bō(🌡) )，公開質(🍱)疑其判決有誤，要求(📄)社會大(🍯)眾對其進行公審並(🛹)投票，然(💳)而最終(zhōng )的結果(guǒ(🎨) )，會因(yīn )此撼動(dòng )程序正(zhè(🐹)ng )義(🐜)嗎？
师(👐)兄李昆在京剧演(🏧)出(♏)中打起(🐝)了广告。师弟(🆙)侯广智(⬇)觉得李(❌)昆(kūn )侮辱了(le )戏台，两(🖌)人话(huà(😯) )不投机(jī )分道扬镳(😔)。五年后(🛷)李昆靠演孙大圣走(🤼)穴(🦕)发家。侯广智则成了剧团(🤕)(tuá(🔗)n )的孙大(👙)(dà )圣专业(yè )户。 李(lǐ(🚃) )昆联系(💒)(xì )到一笔生意但却(👐)需要侯(👨)广智的帮助。侯广智(🛣)答应李(🏽)昆来见客户—马老(👹)板(bǎn )。马老(lǎo )板最近(jìn )迷上(🍲)了(🌥)(le )一个网(🕘)(wǎng )红，并准备为她(🔺)排(😹)一部《真(🔏)假美猴王三(🔫)打白骨(🤷)精》。因为(✋)这违反(fǎn )了京剧(jù(🐩) )传统，侯(🐓)广智(zhì )愤然拒(jù )绝(🛒)。李昆偷(🔽)了祖师爷的戏服签(🐾)了(💖)合同，愤怒的侯广智与李(📌)昆(🥖)再次(cì(👷) )决裂。但当侯(hóu )广智(🐦)看(kàn )到(🗾)徒弟(dì )们竭力招揽(😽)顾客时(👳)他终于同意演出。 试(⌚)演当天(😚)侯广智潇洒上台，李(🔉)昆内(nèi )心对京(jīng )剧的热(rè(⛅) )忱(🌅)被侯(hó(🍽)u )广智唤(huàn )醒，他配合(🍤)着侯广(🛫)智说出了原(🌥)汁原味(💰)的戏词(🏊)。两人合演了一版传(🦐)(chuán )统的(😕)《真假美(měi )猴王》，这一(🏏)(yī )刻所有人都感受到了京(📚)剧(🌤)的魅力。
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