Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.
明朝嘉(jiā )靖年间，倭(wō )患不止。朝(cháo )廷惊闻有民间组(zǔ )织和朝廷(🔘)官(guān )员(🐆)里通(🛎)倭(🧘)寇(kò(🌨)u )，渔利(📂)国(💹)家(jiā(💌) )，于是责(🛎)令(lìng )六扇(shàn )门负责侦查(chá )并找出官员(yuán )通倭证据。六扇门小捕(🧡)(bǔ )快陆(🤠)小虾(🤖)临(🦌)(lín )危(🏆)受命(🗃)，同(🆗)(tóng )时(🎥)被六扇门(mén )总捕(bǔ )头于初心派(pài )人追杀，危(wēi )难之际被“山河兵团”的七(🏃)爷所(😫)救(🌻)并带(😐)(dà(🤐)i )回兵(🐑)团之(🌗)中(zhōng )。
Two very different young men struggle to keep their grisly crimes a secret in a small town.
从(📟)小在孤(gū )儿院长大的(de )女孩小鱼，在面对生活(huó )、事业、爱(ài )情(🏏)屡次受(💦)挫后(📱)，孤(🐟)独、(🎿)绝望(💲)(wà(🤪)ng )、抑(🏨)郁、自(🗨)(zì )卑，多次试(shì )图自杀。
欧(ōu )阳建(jiàn )国在美玲开(kāi )的彩票站随(suí(😭) )意买了(❗)一张(🖖)(zhā(🍑)ng )彩票(🚷)，竟中(💧)(zhō(✔)ng )了大(🍥)奖。他(tā )想通过这笔(bǐ )钱摆脱老婆(pó )的多(duō )年欺辱，和(hé )心仪已久的(de )美(👮)玲在(🤧)一(🎋)起(qǐ(😜) )。与(😓)建国(🐽)暧(à(🚩)i )昧的美(🍠)玲，心里(lǐ )已经打好了(le )小算盘，实(shí )际上她想利(lì )用欧阳建国(guó(👔) )的钱，为(🔉)自(zì(🍩) )己(🎶)的男(🐰)朋友(🏹)(yǒ(🎲)u )阿飞(🎻)还债，谁(🌧)知(zhī )阿飞招惹的(de )是团伙头目(mù )花皮，为了(le )保全美玲，阿飞(fēi )也有(🔵)了自己(👕)(jǐ )的(🥙)一(🍴)系列(✝)计(jì(🗳) )划(🖼)。与此(🦉)同(tóng )时，两个到(dào )县城的小偷(tōu )介入其中，给穷途末路(lù )的众(zhòng )人再添(🥁)了一(😗)(yī(✝) )把火(🆓)，上(😙)演(yǎ(📟)n )了一(🐣)出啼笑(🗳)(xiào )皆非的喜剧(jù )。最终彩票会落(luò )入谁手，八(bā )线城市(shì )的不(bú(💥) )同阶层(🎄)的人(🕟)(ré(🦇)n )们又(🥡)何去(🕋)何(🙀)(hé )从(🗣)……
小(🚙)紫(zǐ )是一名空姐(jiě )，一次偶然之下(xià )，小紫回家(jiā )撞见自己的(de )男(📘)朋友出(🥎)轨(guǐ(⬆) )昔(🚼)日的(🎙)女同(🎂)(tó(😜)ng )学，此(😊)时正巧家(jiā )中出现两位(wèi )小偷，几人(rén )争执中触动(dòng )电源，造成(chéng )时空(👾)穿梭(🦍)。穿(⭐)越后(🍩)的(🍳)几(jǐ(🌨) )人成(🧜)(chéng )为“牛(➖)郎织(zhī )女”传说中(zhōng )的人物，一(yī )场奇幻之旅(lǚ )就此开启。
On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour (Lauren Holly) who is intent on feeding them all to her undead family…
稍(shā(🌆)o )峪乡稍(📀)峪村(🥩)(cū(♓)n )党支(🍣)部(bù(⛸) )书(🐿)记(jì(🙊) )兼村委(🎽)会主(zhǔ )任石大刚提(tí )议，根据该(gāi )村实际情况(kuàng )，成(🎆)立鑫旺农业(🎥)(yè )合作(🗑)社。在(🚿)(zà(🎩)i )外地(😛)搞实(🎮)体(👠)(tǐ )的(🌉)共产党员(yuán )张兴旺闻讯(xùn )后赶(gǎn )回村里，愿(yuàn )意投资鑫旺(wàng )农业合作(🦕)社(shè(💡) )。由(📯)党支(📥)部(➡)(bù )提(🛣)议，两(😄)委(wěi )会(🌀)商议，党(dǎng )员大会审议(yì )，群(qún )众代表大会(huì )决议，制定(dìng )了稍峪(🥠)村成(ché(😍)ng )立鑫(🚭)旺(⛹)农业(😨)(yè )合(🏝)作(🛋)社，发(🌧)展绿(lǜ(💋) )色无公害高(gāo )效设施(shī )农业(yè )产业和乡村(cūn )旅游(☝)项目总(zǒng )体(👲)思路的(🌩)宏(hó(🍒)ng )伟(🌅)规划(📱)。两(liǎ(😪)ng )委(⛴)会的(🐥)提议，得(dé )到了广大村(cūn )民的赞同拥(yōng )护。村里百(bǎi )分之九十的村民(mí(🤸)n )与张(🛢)兴(😺)旺签(✒)(qiā(🐯)n )了合(🎾)同。但(😒)(dàn )是，要(⛷)想将(jiāng )土地联成规(guī )模化半夏基(jī )地，正处规(guī )划中心地带丁(🏪)家(jiā )的(😎)八亩(🚦)地(👛)必(bì(📮) )须签(🏎)约(🍯)，而(é(💲)r )丁家当(☝)家人(rén )丁传根和张(zhāng )兴旺一家关系错(cuò )综复杂，祖(💫)(zǔ )上有恩怨(🦊)，牵扯到(🕳)清朝(👙)(chá(🥁)o )年间(🏬)两家(😻)大(🔄)(dà )人(🗃)一起抗捐(juān )一起逃亡一(yī )个被抓一个失踪(zōng )的无头案。父辈有交情(qí(🔨)ng )，丁犟人(🐚)和(hé(🤩) )张(🤰)家老(🌰)爹老(🥀)村长(zhǎ(🛰)ng )张忠厚是儿(ér )时一起学艺(yì )的师兄弟，丁传根的儿(ér )子丁小虎是(shì )一(🚎)名共(👛)产(🎆)党(dǎ(✍)ng )员，担(🚹)任(🕐)村支(👨)委(wěi )，因(🈯)受祖辈(bèi )传教，对张(zhāng )兴旺投资承(chéng )包鑫旺农业(yè )合作社，表示(⛵)坚(jiān )决(🌂)反对(🥉)。正(🏦)(zhèng )值(👔)党中(🙆)央(🥒)在(zà(🌷)i )全体党员中(zhōng )开展“两学(xué )一做”教育(yù )活动。通过(guò )对丁小虎的耐心(xī(🤱)n )说服，丁(🤪)小(xiǎ(🚃)o )虎(🎶)偷着(💚)签了(💞)(le )土地流(🐓)转合(hé )同。丁犟人丁传(chuán )根闻讯后把(bǎ )小虎越俎代(dài )庖签下的合(hé )同(♐)撕得(🐺)粉(🍪)碎(suì(🕉) )，还提(🤶)到(👉)了(le )两(❗)家避讳(🕛)不(bú )轻易揭破的祖上(shàng )恩怨，放下(xià )了绝不可能(néng )有半点商量(🎼)(liàng )余地(〰)的狠(🍟)话(🐕)(huà )。在(🥪)县档(🥙)案(🤦)局工(🔚)(gōng )作的丁犟人(rén )丁传根的孙(sūn )儿丁罗林，通过查阅存(cún )档资料，还(hái )原(😃)了俩家(🥎)祖(zǔ(⚽) )上(🔻)真正(🕹)的历(📇)史。丁犟(💧)人和张(zhāng )忠厚师兄弟(dì )变成结拜兄(xiōng )弟，张兴旺在众(zhòng )人笑声中拿(ná(🍈) )出了(💮)贴(🕯)身带(🦖)(dài )着的(🆘)空白(🌮)合(hé )同(🎧)。
Brian and Jenny are preparing for the big opening of their bed and breakfast, Emily's Country Inn, when a huge storm hits Bucks County. Brian agrees to return to Wall Street to boost their funds, while Jenny scrambles to keep the opening on time.
Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives.
