Norm, the newl
Norm, the newly crowned polar bear king of the arctic, must save New York City and his home. But Norm goes from hero to villain when he's framed for a crime he didn't commit. He must work with his friends to clear his good name and help save his kingdom in a winner-take-all hockey match
Loosely following a traditional Passover Seder, events from the Book of Exodus are retold by Moses, Aharon, the Angel of Death, Jesus, and the director's own father. But there's another side to this story: that of the Goddess, humankind's original deity. Seder-Masochism resurrects the Great Mother in a tragic struggle against the forces of Patriarchy.
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牧江村郊(jiāo )野山藏有一怪,赤面獠牙(yá ),名(😛)曰垃圾(🚑)(jī )人,他(🤢)身(shēn )世(👡)神秘(🌹),以垃圾(♈)为食(shí ),日遇村(cūn )妇马秀娟,将其(qí )掳掠。马(mǎ(😕) )秀娟通过与(🍞)(yǔ )垃圾(🚲)人的(de )交(💰)往,发(fā(🥂) )现他虽(suī )丑陋骇人,却(què )心地单纯(🍊)。但天(tiā(🌔)n )不遂人(🤷)愿(yuàn ),“单(🐄)纯”的垃圾人(❓)(rén )却将(👔)马秀(xiù )娟视为配偶,囚(qiú )于废弃厂房。矿山老(🏠)(lǎo )板(🚄)徐东南(💌)(nán )徐西(🔉)北两兄(🏡)(xiōng )弟欲借炸(zhà )山除垃圾(jī )人之名在野山(🐛)非(fēi )法(🙅)拓矿,全(⏭)然不顾(🚔)马(mǎ(🥠) )秀娟安(🔌)危(wēi )。而(🗺)垃圾人通过马秀(xiù )娟逐渐了(le )解人类(🖊)的尊重与(yǔ(📴) )爱,遂将(🥥)(jiāng )其放(⚓)归牧江(🕴)(jiāng )村。马秀(xiù )娟得知徐(xú )东南阴谋(🤨)后为救(🌿)垃圾(jī(🍋) )人与之(🕧)抗争,最(zuì )终(🔊)被绑于(🚑)(yú )山上,垃圾(jī )人为救马(mǎ )秀娟与徐(xú )东南(📂)死命(🛹)相搏,后(♑)被徐东(📡)南炸死(👯)。环(huán )保组织声(shēng )明垃圾人出(chū )现乃牧江(😬)(jiāng )村的(📩)环保(bǎ(✏)o )意识薄(📍)弱之(🈶)恶果(guǒ(🔈) ),垃圾人(📈)(rén )本无罪,罪(zuì )在人心对(duì )环境的态(🎦)度,并呼吁(yù(🔺) )民众善(🍱)待(dài )环(📺)境。
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